Lance me baby.....

Good bye ,my baby.

I'll see you in 2 weeks.

(oh , now the tears come)

Is it because you're gone or because I have so much crap to do?

Nope, it's because you're gone. Again.

I'm soooo ready for this to be over.

(your butt looks great , by the way) :)))


Ok, I'm pulling myself together here.



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Ok, ooohhhm...calm down...get your shit straight.....

Guess what you guys? It's almost time for all you bloggy friends to sign up for Holidialies.

What's Holidailies?

"What's This About?

Holidailies participants solemnly vow to update their Web sites daily from Dec. 1 to Jan. 1."

The 2008 site is not totally ready for signing up yet , but should be ,by the 1st.


http://www.holidailies.org/

I did it last year, but it was on my old blog. (the one over in the side bar , with the bad curse day)

I hope you guys will do it.

I'm about to die right now because NO ONE even seems to update these days.Some are even quitting their blogs and taking breaks .

Gah! Here I am in my hour of need. LOL
I'm kidding guys, go on with what you're doing.
:)
Just don't forget to send me some real email.
Don't make me worry about you, my mind can't handle it.

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I just found this new blog tonight, and after I replied to 3 of her posts ,I had to get off of there for a while . I was about to look like a stalker.

It was weird, you know, like when you meet someone in person ,and it's like you've known each other forever?

I'll put her link up tomorrow. My eyes are shot now.

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Since I've already lost my shit in front of everyone.....I might as well spill my latest nightmare...ok.

Or , I should say"the latest chapter of the family curse"

As you know, my spouse was just home for a week. Well, what happens about 2 days before he gets home?

Try to guess, I bet you won't ,in a million years.

Remember, we're talking CURSE here. He came home once and 2 days before hand, our truck burned to the ground.

Give up?

Ok , this time (remember it's MY curse) lol not his.

2 days before he gets home , I get an effin boil on my ass! That's right a boil. I have never had a boil in my life.

Oh, but haven't seen my husband in 3 months....the perfect time to get a boil , right next to my hoo haw.

Sa-weet! How delightful.

"oh , Hi honey, guess what?"

"wanna see my boil?"

"wanna lance my boil?"

"I'm nearly desperate enough to ask the neighbors to lance it."

Remember, my health insurance is in England now. NONE here.

You know you want me.

ROFLMAO!

Oh, make that (ROFLMBO) rolling on the floor laughing my boil off.

I hear that train a ' comin'......

Hi all,

Well in a few hours we'll be off to the airport . :(

Hubby heads back to England today. And I am left to do all the rest of this work by myself.

Also left with a refrigerator full of Thanksgiving leftovers and no one here to eat them.Believe me, I have no desire to eat one more bite of any of it!

Frazzle,frazzle. Whoo am I frazzled.







In 14 days the cats and I will be heading for England as well.

It's so hard to believe.

If I knew how to relax I'd be excited. But noooo....I have to be a nervous wreck instead.

My mind is like a blender full of all the stuff that needs to be done, and worry about my Visa , worry about being far from my kids, worry about the cats flight.Etc....

I swear, I need a vacation as soon as I get there.

But that won't be happening. I'll get there just in time to throw together our Christmas and not to mention the state of the apartment over there.

Let me refresh your memory......





It kind of makes me feel like I'm about to move into a hobo camp.

He missed his calling as an interior decorator.
No?













One of the first things I must do is get a couch . I'm sorry ,but I am NOT spending long sitting on either one of those hideous lawn chairs.


Note to my spouse: Please make sure I have a computer by the time I arrive :)
Lest I wither up and die a hobo's death.








I better get up and get busy. It's 10 A.M. and I'm still sitting here in my pajamas.


Have a great day Peeps!

Luv me

Thankful for the Nickelback

I have chores to do . I must pack a huge suitcase so my hubby can take it with him tomorrow :(


So, I leave you with some awesome Nickelback . This CD frekin' rocks my world!








Later peeps! Luv me

Thanksgiving part 2

This looks like Thanksgiving at an insane pig sty.

Oh, that's what it is. :)





I talked to all my chill'uns, we ate too much, tried to nap but couldn't, now I feel like I'm pregnant and my kitchen is still a mess. I'm very blessed.


Hope you all had a great day.


Luv me

How egg-sasperating!

Happy Thanksgiving Ya'll!!
























What kind of moron can't even boil an egg?









Um...that would be ME.



This is from an old post from last Christmas:

I had the brilliant idea to make deviled eggs. Which I have NEVER made. I have not even boiled an egg since the last time we had an easter egg hunt. (actually hubby 2 may have done THAT part)

So ,I ruin about a dozen eggs. The shells were stuck to them like glue, and somehow the insides were still kind of raw.

Those went in the garbage disposal ,while Wes tried his hand at it.

He boils up another dozen eggs.

They were so hideous. I never did even try one.




Tempting, isn't it? ROFL!!

The filling ...so runny and gross.The eggs , so torn up and ugly. lol












Last night: I decide that I will make "egg salad stuffed celery" for our Hors derves tray.



THIS is the fiasco that my boiled eggs turned out to be.


















Nice and half raw with most of the whites stuck to the shells (now in the sink)


What is wrong with me? lol

How can a reasonably intelligent(not to mention OLD) person be unable to boil a frekin egg?






I'll be back later with the scoop on our thrilling day.


Have a wonderful Thanksgiving my friends.

Luv me

Road trip fun with Skatzi

Happy humpday Peeps,

Well, my Visa crap is once again on it's way to the British Consulate. Please say a little prayer that I didn't screw anything up this time.


Now that some of the rage has subsided , I can speak about Memphis.

SOUL: said...

makes ME wanna cry.
did you go round trip? or spend the night? i don't even know how far it is.
hmmm.

It's about 320 miles . "Did we spend the night? " Ha! You funny me.

I'll get to all that below :)

Anonymous said..

Stupid gubmint. Don't they have ink pads in Arkansas where you could make fingerprints? Good grief. Sounds like you didnt even go see Graceland or Beale Street. Right under that bridge is a little park on Mud Island where they have the Memphis Belle - a WWII B-17 that did 50 missions bombing Germany to bits. You can save all that for the next trip to Memphis. Ha! G5

My husband is of the "wham bam ,thank you mamn " school of travel.
He is in a HURRY. You will NOT stop to see any sights, you will NOT stop to dine in comfort, you will NOT stop to spend the night, you will be lucky if he stops to let you pee.


It's boring ,but it's quick. (We got there in 3 hours!)


I ,after years of this ,know what to expect and plan accordingly.


Here's how it goes. The first couple hours ,he is silent. Except for the occasional burst of road rage, because the guy in front of him is piddling along in the fast lane ,only going 75.
During this time his mind is spinning like a machine, thinking about that latest report he's writing,that next presentation, that next meeting etc...


I am sitting over in my seat, reading a novel.(in this case, the novel sucked but I had to read it anyway) During this time span, I meekly say "I'm gonna have to pee pretty soon. "
This really means "I'm about to explode over here." He will continue on until my back teeth are floating , HE is about to explode or we have to get gas.
If you want a drink or a snack ,you better get it NOW!


The next phase of the trip starts when we get back in the car. This is when his mind has slowed down enough to relax (he he ) a little, with some "full blast " talk radio. I listen to it for a while , while trying to read. Pretty soon I want to stab my own eardrums out . That is when I get into my bag of tricks and get out my CD walkman.I put on some really loud Nickelback, but even though it is turned all the way up , I can still hear Rush Limbaugh blaring in the background.
After about 3 songs I am able to ignore it. Sort of.


Eventually, when my stomach starts growling all the way to my back ......I will ask" I don't suppose you want to eat lunch while we're here?" This is when my husband will look over at me like I have just sprouted 3 heads. "NO!"


About an hour after this OR when we need gas, he will pull into a McDonalds. Only because he wants THEIR coffee. No WAY are we going to a second place for mere food, so we must eat something off the McDonalds menu. I will get myself a nice double cheesburger meal cuz , you know, I'm hungry! He will get himself a baby portion of some chicken nuggets or a fish sandwich. Cuz he's you know, manorexic.Then he will eat some of my fries and gaze upon my double cheesburger and say "I bet there's a million calories in that thing. "
Um...I'm not the one who chose McDonalds.



Next thing you know , the trip is over. Thank God!
Let me know if you want to go with us next time. MMMM K?

Love you! Honey :)

Oh yeah...P.S. Arkansas is the ONLY damn state that does NOT have a biometric center.
How back woodsy. ack!

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Any road trip is hell to me.

Today is half of a half day. woo hoo!
I'm about to do my chores and get the hell out of here.

Have a great day Ya'll ! I plan to do the same.

Luv me

Woo hoo, Memphis ..........again.

A little trip to Memphis.......

















Oh ,this view is just splendid.













The beauty is unrivaled......













Breathtaking!















It makes me want to weep.......












Could it be? The end in sight???













OH...Thank God.













Looks like a nice town as we zoom by , going 80.











View pictures in reverse order for the trip home.



Crabby? who, me?

Mundane Monday........

Oh....I'm so tired.

My spouse is on his UK sleep schedule. So ,there he was at 4 a.m. with the t.v. blaring.And a thunderstorm was raging outside.Naturally , I could not sleep any longer after that.
Gah!

His phone also started ringing at 4:30 . Can't people do the math for the time difference?

Apparently not.


Tomorrow is our fun filled trip to Memphis for my stupid biometrics appointment. I wish I could sleep through the whole day . ha ha.


Yesterday I sent a bunch of ya'll the "Christmas meme"

Thanks to all you fun folks that played along.








Jeri, Myra,Mary,Kim, Vicki, Bonnie , Janice ,Beth and Wes .

Thanks for NOT being Scrooges.

BTW , Wes is the only one with a penis who completed the meme.









On the other hand.....




Mark,Logan,Karen,Jamie,Ian,Hank,Dari,Brenda and Brad.


There's still time before you go on Santa's "lump of coal" list.

:)






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Here is the recipe for Floozie1's famous sweet potato casserole.










It is sweet potato Heaven!!



(hopefully,if you click it it will be full sized)






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Well, both of us (hubby and I) have been sitting here at our desks ,doing boring, mundane paperwork-ish details ,for going to England and frankly I'm bored out of my skull!


I hope we do something at least remotely fun while he is home.


I think I'm getting nervous too. Ooommmmmmm.....breath in...breathe out.....

I think I'm scared something with the damn Visa will come back "rejected" Ugh...my nerves can't take it.


Ok, before I drive us all nuts......here's something funny.

(click on the green arrow)

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Have a great day ya'll,

Luv me

What's on YOUR menu?

Happy Sunday Ya'll,

My darling made it home about 7 last night. He was kind enough to rent a car so I didn't have to go get him . (night blindness, you know)


He had been up for 23 hours by then , so he stayed awake long enough to open some mail, wait for his chinese food and go check on the boat.


The other day I had told him that we "needed to eat what was in this house , so we may have fish for Thanksgiving."

He promptly squashed my idea of "getting out of cooking a big turkey dinner". ack!

So I had to go buy all the trimming for a big ole feast for just the two of us.

My turkey weighs 10 pounds. It's the smallest turkey I've ever seen. I'll probably feel guilty ,knowing that I'm eating a baby.


What are ya'll having for your feast?

Here's my (rather bland ) menu :

Stuffed celery , a cheesball and crackers,olive tray

Turkey (cooked on his precious egg)

Mashed potatoes, gravy

Floozie1's famous sweet potato casserole

My jazzed up stovetop stuffing

Broccoli cheese casserole

pecan pie, pumpkin pie

and of course those cheap little rolls in the cardboard box

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On to ya'lls comments......


Brad said...I wanna see the walgreens passport pic! come on.....

Oh, as much as I would love to show that off, the Visa people kept that little gem.



SOUL: said...woke up to 31 her high was 37.. burrrrr. and it's only gonna get worse.

It is freezing here and I can not stand it!


stez has one of those bracelets..his is metal.. i'd never seen one before. he wore it for years--til you almost can't even read it anymore.

They were ALL metal knucklehead. He's so young ,how did HE get one? No fair!



G5 SAID....

Will watch for hub to come over and embrace his boat and say sweet things to it. It IS a beauty. G5

You know he'll be down there, probably as soon as he is dressed.




Mary said...

Your cats are beautiful. Time really made a difference in the size difference.

Cavuto was the runt of his litter. I shudder to think of how humongous the other 4 turned out. LOL

I know you'll be happy to have hubby home for a few days even if it does leave you with a trashed house. I always judge the success of a weekend gathering by the size of the mess - the bigger the more successful. I know, I'm wierd. But the mess isn't important it'll clean up - the happy memories last forever.

You are absolutely right Mary. But it would still be easier to cherish the moment if I had some xanax. Dirty houses make me stressed out :)




Brad said...

Love the pic - I never knew I was flirting with a minor.

LOL , very funny . You know how old my kids are.

Anonymous said..

Beautiful cat pics! I thought you once lived in Chicago and its cold weather? I guess your blood has thinned out down here in Dixie. G5

Thank you. Yes, I lived in Chicago ....but I moved there directly from Florida. And before that, California and Washington. I NEVER got used to that cold weather and I loathed every day of it!


I shall return later with some pics as the day unfolds.

Have a wonderful day Peeps!

Luv me

Is there a garbage man in the house?

Frazzle ,frazzle ,frazzle. ugh! Why do I get myself so frazzled?


Hubby should get here this evening and I am a frazzled wreck because I still have so much to do before then. Usually I am not behind schedule like this. I blame the damn cold weather because it has been too cold to take out the trash (I have a whole line of it waiting in my entry way) too cold to pump frekin gas! The truck is on fumes. And too cold to clean out the truck.It still looks like a garbage can in there.Also have a 50 pound bag of cat litter still sitting in the front seat because ,yep, been to damn cold to haul it in here.





Lovely, no?

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It's a lot harder than you would think to get a picture of 2 cats sitting next to each other.




Cavuto and O'Reilly (2006)













Just managed to get these yesterday. Only took me 2 years for the photo op.
:)


O'Reilly and his giant baby, Cavuto










They are beautiful....

aren't they.

I find it hard to believe that there is only a 3 pound difference in their weight.







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Yesterday I told my husband that Eva was coming over to take me a new Visa picture. He couldn't believe it. He said "Why don't you just go to Walgreens ?"


"I'd prefer a picture that doesn't make me suicidal! That's why."


"Why would you even care? "


"I guess because I'm a girl."


Why would HE care that I care. LOL


So , once my awesome son makes it the right size ....





This will be my new Visa pic.

It can't make me young , but it also doesn't make me want to jump off a bridge.


Note to awesome son: Please hurry! Love yo mama



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I better get busy on my fun,fun (cold) chores.

I will get to everyones comments later on .


Happy Saturday Peeps!

Luv me

That cheap witch....I never...

Hi ya'll,


I really have nothing to post about. I have to clean out my truck today and the high is gonna be about 45 degrees. Not happy about that.But I can't let my hubby see it the way it is ...lol or he will nag "this truck is not a garbage can"


Guess what? "when you're gone, it sort of IS."


My lil' darlin' gets home tomorrow. Woo hoo!!! I have not seen him since Aug. 16th. So, I'm pretty happy about that.


My friend Eva is going to come over today and try to take a new passport(visa) picture for/of me.

I don't think my mind can handle another one of those Walgreen's mug shots.










(mine was actually MUCH worse)

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In other news.....



Nickelback has a new album! Yippeee!!!

That baby should be in my mailbox by the end of today and I'll be listening to it all the way to freakin' Memphis.

With headphones of course. My hubby is too old to like good music.
:)





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I just finished reading this book. It was incredible, what those guys went through. For 7 damn years!

A real testament to the power of the human spirit.

It was also pretty informative for someone like me, who was 7 years old when all that happened.

The thing I remember most about that war is that everyone in school had a POW bracelet , except ME. I wanted one sooo bad.

I never got one . So I had to pray for soldiers with out even knowing their names.

At the time , I was pretty mad about it. :)
Kind of mad NOW too, since I just found out my mom could have got me one for only $2.00

Rush down to the library and get the book.

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My house is clean as a whistle. Well, as clean as it can be in the middle of moving. I'll take some pics later ...to compare the devastation my husband can cause to the house in about one day. LOL

Guess I'll be free to shop today. Hope you guys have a great day in your worlds.

It's safe to wake up now, I'm done:)

Luv me

Anyone have a brain I can borrow?

Ola Peeps,

After the stressful wait yesterday for UPS, I ripped open my package of paperwork hoping to see a shiny new visa. Even though all along ,my gut was telling me something was wrong.

So, did I see a shiny new visa inside? Of course not. Because I am "Me"

Imagine my horror when I saw THIS instead.






(click on it to make it big)






I have to do it ALL over again.....including the stink'n trip to Memphis for fingerprints .(which they already have!)

It was all I could do to keep from bawling my head off for the rest of the day.

I do not know how this even happened. I never checked any "settlement" box.

I do already have my plane ticket , so now ,if they don't approve the dang thing quickly , we will have a problem.

The thought of driving to Memphis again was the MOST upsetting thing of all. Thank God my husband will be home ,so HE can drive .

Remember how shocked we were that my visa cost nearly a thousand dollars? Well, apparently the "correct" type of visa is only 300 and something. (Thank God they are refunding us the money for the first screw up)

I could just scream.


ARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodbye Blabbygail.....

Hi ya'll,

I witnessed something very scary last night. Picture it, .....I knew a little girl. A bubbly ,cheerful girl who never shut up.She loved to come over to my house and talk , talk , talk until I wanted to duct tape her mouth shut. She liked me, even though she was sort of a teenager.


I hadn't seen her in a couple months. Until last night.....(insert scary music)
What walked through my door was unrecognizable . It was literally 8 inches taller than the little girl I knew. This was a full blown ,sullen, QUIET teenager. She did not say ONE word to me.


What hideous thing could have happened to the sweet little girl,to cause this awful transformation?


Well, I'll tell you what.......she got "IT", "the curse", aunt Flo and her evil gang of hormones came and possessed her soul.






Oh , this is horrible. Goodbye sweet little friend. It was nice knowing you and may God have mercy on your Mama.

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Guess what I'm doing today? Yep, I'm stuck sitting at home (again) waiting for UPS.

They tried to deliver something yesterday from the VISA people. I never got an email saying my Visa was approved. So ,now they're sending my papers back to me. I have no idea if that's a good sign or a bad one.

Needless to say, I am a nervous wreck.

On a brighter note, I was mistaken about our boxes being sent back to me. Thank God!

They just sent me my bill yesterday. I nearly fell out of my chair.

How much does it cost to send 102 pounds of stuff to England?
A mere $777.00










We better have that cat box bronzed when we come back home.










Have a great day peeps!

Luv me

P.S. Anyone in Jacksonville,FL. looking for a new cat?

Adopt a kitten and get a free snowcone!

Please take this kitten. She has all the good qualities you would expect in a strapping young feline. All 4 legs are the same length. She's well hung in the tail department. She's got whiskers for days and plenty of dander to go around. Here is proof: PS: She is endowed with a fine set of pipes which have been known to emit a nicely tuned meow or 2. Not too shrill, but not too deep either. What more could you ask for in a furry companion? Adopt the little darling today before the food dish on our front porch attracts every stray cat in northeast Florida. Thanks so much!

My blogs new duds.....

Happy Monday ya'll,

New name , new look :)

A little premature.....but that's just the way I roll. My spouse waits until the last second to pack and everything. When I was a little kid I would be packed 2 weeks before I was supposed to take a trip. Old habits die hard.

Well, absolutely nothing has been going on around here. The weekends are truly the pits!

So here's a little meme that I got from Mary , over at Pathways.http://maryspathways.blogspot.com/

7 Weird Things About Me

1.I can not stand to be barefooted . EVER! I have given birth wearing socks. When I see some one in the hospital on T.V. wearing no socks, it makes me cringe for them.
The only time I do not have socks on, is in the lake or the shower.I even want socks on when I am dead!

2. My startle reflex is off the charts.If a neighbor comes up to me while I'm vacuuming my car or checking my mail, I have been known to scream my head off like a lunatic. Same thing if my husband comes up on me, in our own house when I wasn't expecting it.

3.I have the metabolism of a sloth. I have been eating nothing but lunch and then a banana in the evening for over a month and I the scale has not budged.This sucks ass!

4.When I get the hiccups, each hick is like a burp. "hick ugggggHHHH."
My husband is the only other person I have ever seen who gets the hiccups that way.

5.I constantly hum, out loud, even in public. And I really don't care what people must think of me.

6.I make lists for everything. I can not function without a list.This is partly due to my memory being crap, but I'm pretty sure I did it when I was young too.

7.The longest I have ever lived in one place was 6 years. I know my way around in Seattle, Colorado Springs, Chicago, Stockholm, Bakersfield, Antelope Vally ,Arkansas,Palm Springs and probably a few more places that escape my memory right now.


Yep, I'm weird alright. But now that I'm old, I'm cool with it :)


Feel free to steal the meme.

Have a great day ya'll!

Luv me

All I want for Christmas ..is everything......

Hi all,


Well, (insert stream of cuss words) I just tracked by boxes, since I have heard nothing about how much money they want from me. And what do I see?
For some reason it says "unable to deliver , returned to shipper" (that would be me. )

(insert more cuss words) WHY???
Now I am back to square one ,again with that shit!
UGH!!!!

Not one word on my Visa either.

UGH! I am sooooo MAD!!!!!

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I spent my entire day working on my 4 page list. Fun times, ya'll.

I spring cleaned and inventoried both freezers and the refrigerator.

Springs cleaned the laundry room .

Scrubbed my tub and all the steel sinks.

took out a ton of frozen trash.

Vacuumed the whole house.

Cleaned the kitchen

Mopped the floors.

Cleaned the office.

Did laundry.

Searched in vain for my photo program (so I'll have it in England)

Took a break in there ,long enough to go eat a hideous lunch at KFC.
They have a lot of nerve calling that fast food. 9 bucks for that slop!

That was my thrilling day.

It's windy as hell and freezing out side. And I'm in a great mood. (not!)

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I found the most awesome thing ever. In fact,I thought up this very idea when I lived in good old windy, freezing Chicago.

Presenting the Nubrella



Functionality
With its sleek aerodynamic oval design, providing the very best in protection for your head and shoulders, the Nubrella forces the wind over and around the canopy making the Nubrella truely wind-proof. No more struggling with umbrellas to maintain their proper position in the wind. Simply strap on the shoulder support and walk completely hands free because the Nubrella has no pole through the middle. The Nubrellas unique and well thought-through design protects you from wind chill and extreme cold - you will be amazed on how much warmer you will feel using your Nubrella.


THIS baby is on the TOP of my Christmas list !


Speaking of which......since I have nothing to post about ...here's the rest of my Christmas list. (so far) he he ...







English hot rollers












Cheap English stereo



















Leg warmers





















This "snood" , yeah I never heard of one either.























Cat key chain










Adorable boots








Hope you guys are having a great weekend!

Luv me

Who's that girl?

Happy Thursday peeps,

Yesterday ,on my way into the library there's a guy on a payphone, as I walk by he blows me a kiss. Later on , I am looking for decent books and the guy comes up to me . He says " I see you so often that......."

His mouth is moving , but the rest of what he says may as well be " I see you so often that static ,static, static."

WTH? It's not like it was so LOUD in the library that I couldn't hear him. My damn ears are failing me. I had NO idea what he was saying to me. And it wasn't like I WANTED to be having a conversation with some stranger who just blew me a kiss. I just nodded like a moron as he said what he was saying and then he walked away.

He could have said "I see you so often , I'll be stoppin' by later to kill you."

Nod , nod , "oh thats nice."

Can people go deaf from being middle aged? This is crap!

Oh yeah, he was right about seeing me "often" ,the day before that I had seen him at my grocery store.Maybe he's stalking me. hmmmmm.

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Well, there's still no word on my VISA. My spouse did get my plane ticket .I hope they approve my visa. :)

I woke up wondering how I was going to get from the rental car return place to the terminal with 3 cat carriers , 2 huge suitcases, my rolling back pack ,a purse and a huge coat.

Sounds like fun, no? I need a travel Fairy . Soul? you have one of those?

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Last night Cavuto was going crazy at the back window. Meowing so strangely that I got up to make sure it was really him and not a burgler. Well, just as I was writing this I found out the reason.


We had a pretty little visitor. She came right up to the office window ,screaming her head off.
She was obviously no ordinary stray cat. She was an Abyssinian or a Bengal. I saw that she was wearing a tag , so i go out there (with no damn glasses on) and try to read the number . I come back in with 3 blurry possibilities. Then go back out with food and water .
I try calling the possible numbers and come up with zilch. I angrily go back out with some damn glasses and get the correct number. Then I realize that she is declawed.
OH great, she won't last an hour around here.
I go back out once again and put her in our extra carrier.
I call the number and get an answering machine. "Hi , I have your declawed cat on my patio. Please call me back!"


Luckily she called me back in moments.She had been in the shower.
She immediately rushed over to get her baby.


Apparently ,she had burned some food last night and when she opened the door to get the smoke out , the cat had escaped. It was pitch black , so she couldn't find her.


She (the cat) obviously spent the whole night at the window screaming at my cats.


I shudder to think if one of mine ever got out.


As a plus ,I got rid of the extra carrier that we had no room to store:)

Note: blogger won't let me move my picture. ack! That's her up at the top.
Goodbye strange little cat.


Have a great day ya'll,

Luv me

Christmas photo shoot

Set me free why don't ya babe..get out my life ...

Look ma, no more damn boxes! Woo hoo!

Those boxes, which have been the bane of my existence for about 2 weeks ,are on their merry way to England. Good riddance!

Still NO word on my VISA. 24 hours ,my eye!

Last night ,I made my 4 page list of work that needs to be done before I leave. But...it's too soon to do most of it .So I actually have a few days to be lazy. I also made hubbys list (lol) which is not going to thrill him. He's gonna be a busy boy while he's home.

Now that I am out of "waiting for UPS prison" I am gettin' out of this house today. Yippeeee!!!!

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Next time you're feeling stupid.......check out some of the searches that led people to your blog.

These are actual searches that people did ,which landed them here on my blog.
(all wording and spelling is THEIRS)


how do you make polyester

cat stroller dumb

how to do hairfor the ball

kinky housewife inserts apple

removing my cats voicebox

sorry rotten cats

yurt snakes

doctor info on screaming cats

I hate to even wonder about the kinky housewife or the monster that wants to remove their cats voice box. *cringe*

Share some of yours ,ok.

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ah, they look so innocent when they're sleeping.
















The ONLY time Cavuto is out of mischief.









O'Reilly doing his "bunny" pose.

It doesn't get any cuter than that
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My hubby got to go to some convention in London, for the last 2 days. They took them all out to dinner last night on one of those big red, double decker buses. You know, the cool ones that I am dying to see? Did he bring his camera? so his poor neglected wife could see the bus, or London, or anything? NO!

Somebody tell me, how could he be so selfish?So insensitive, so thoughtless!
I am crushed!


I'm off to get my chores done so I can be out of here the minute the stores open.
I'm free baby!

Happy humpday ya'll!

Luv me