Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Goodbye Blabbygail.....

Hi ya'll,

I witnessed something very scary last night. Picture it, .....I knew a little girl. A bubbly ,cheerful girl who never shut up.She loved to come over to my house and talk , talk , talk until I wanted to duct tape her mouth shut. She liked me, even though she was sort of a teenager.


I hadn't seen her in a couple months. Until last night.....(insert scary music)
What walked through my door was unrecognizable . It was literally 8 inches taller than the little girl I knew. This was a full blown ,sullen, QUIET teenager. She did not say ONE word to me.


What hideous thing could have happened to the sweet little girl,to cause this awful transformation?


Well, I'll tell you what.......she got "IT", "the curse", aunt Flo and her evil gang of hormones came and possessed her soul.






Oh , this is horrible. Goodbye sweet little friend. It was nice knowing you and may God have mercy on your Mama.

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Guess what I'm doing today? Yep, I'm stuck sitting at home (again) waiting for UPS.

They tried to deliver something yesterday from the VISA people. I never got an email saying my Visa was approved. So ,now they're sending my papers back to me. I have no idea if that's a good sign or a bad one.

Needless to say, I am a nervous wreck.

On a brighter note, I was mistaken about our boxes being sent back to me. Thank God!

They just sent me my bill yesterday. I nearly fell out of my chair.

How much does it cost to send 102 pounds of stuff to England?
A mere $777.00










We better have that cat box bronzed when we come back home.










Have a great day peeps!

Luv me

P.S. Anyone in Jacksonville,FL. looking for a new cat?

Adopt a kitten and get a free snowcone!

Please take this kitten. She has all the good qualities you would expect in a strapping young feline. All 4 legs are the same length. She's well hung in the tail department. She's got whiskers for days and plenty of dander to go around.


Here is proof:


PS: She is endowed with a fine set of pipes which have been known to emit a nicely tuned meow or 2. Not too shrill, but not too deep either.
What more could you ask for in a furry companion?

Adopt the little darling today before the food dish on our front porch attracts every stray cat in northeast Florida.
Thanks so much!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who was the little girl? your ex coworkers? Why was the litter box not sent directly to england instead of to you, to turn around and mail? 32 degrees outside...brrrr aj

Anonymous said...

No, do not have the litter box bronzed. Have it gold plated. The cat looks just like the one we had for 16 years. It was a mean, obnoxious cat that tried to bite you when you picked it up until one day Nosey accidentally ran over its head in the driveway when she was backing out. The cat lived after being in a coma for 3 days and was the sweetest, most affectionate cat we ever had after that. Musta been like a frontal lobotomy. G5

desert dirt diva said...

yes who is that litle girl you speak of???????well have a safe trip to tenn. again , this time bring a coat and explore....

SOUL: said...

"our" porch in florida-- which our?? anybody take the cat?

and yep-- who's the little brat you speak of??

latah-

Smocha said...

G5 - that's too funny. Our cat stew was the same way. he didn't even like me until he got ran over. Then he became my baby. Go figure:)

DD and Soul, Think about this.....how many teenage girls do I know? Um ...ONE! LOL

Soul, that cat is on Weis's porch silly! How many people do we know in Jacksonville? Um ...ONE
The funny adoption plea is also his.

Luv me