Yesterday morning ,I anxiously wait for 9:00 to arrive so I can finally call and get Cavuto's plane ticket.
Ring ,ring, hold,hold hold,hold:
"Hello, ripoff airways ,how may I help you?"
"Hello, I'd like to get my cats plane ticket to London."
"What is the size of his crate?"
"umm.Enormous." (I give her the dimensions)
"That's a pretty big crate for a cat.Most cats can fly in the small crate as long as there are 2 inches above the tips of their ears while standing."
"Well,he's a pretty big cat. He's 16 inches tall the cat crates are only 10,12 and 14 inches tall."
"I'm sure you know best ma'am......if he won't fit in a smaller crate then his flight will be $1,235.00"
"Why is it so much?"
"Because of the size of the carrier ma'am.If he can fit in a smaller one ...it will only be about a thousand."
"Oh is that ALL?,
well, as delightful as that sounds I just don't think he'll fit in a smaller one, due to the two inch ear clearance rule."
"Sorry 'bout your luck sucker!Will that be all?"
"Um yeah , have a lovely day,thank you."
Welcome us to the poor house won't you?
and say "hello " to the most expensive cat in the world.
My husband took the news better than I was expecting.
There's always that I guess :)
Have a wonderful day peeps!
Ignore that nice typo in the title :)
you would have to be a devil to keep these cats apart