Friday, June 6, 2008

Nag a friend......sorry I can't help it.

Ola peeps,

Well, yesterday morning Eva got her divorce papers ...in print and the reality of it all ...hit her like a ton of bricks.

She called me about ten, wanting to go to lunch ...she needed a margarita.

The only time I ever got divorced ..it took about 10 years. By that time , I had these fantasies of having a big celebration with my girlfriends. The reality was ...I went to court...for nothing ...alll by myself ..and I think every one of my damn girlfriends was pregnant at the time. The whole thing was a big bust.

So,I'm sure it's a totally different story when your husband just springs it on you one day ...and the thing is final in 30 days.

Reality hurts. Anyhow, after work ,she came over and we went out on the boat. Come to find out , my friend does not know how to swim. :)

I get her on a raft ....thank God, without me having to save her 6 foot tall ass from drowning.
and then the rest of the afternoon , I'm afraid I just "gush" with my ...probably ...unwanted advice. ack!

Once an "oldest" sister...always an oldest sister.

Most of my friends seem to love me in spite of my "older sisterism" lol

Or they're just too polite to say "shut up! you damn nag!"lol
My younger sister is really the only one who ever fights me on this. (ha ha )

So , anyhow...sometimes...I KNOW what I'm talking about...EVA!!!! LOL

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Speaking of friends...the ONLY friend I have that I have known longer than Desert dirt diva, is my friend Kim.

I started some middle school ...way back when I was about 12 years old. And she was the lucky winner who got to show me around the school. :)

(remember ...my mom moved us ...from state to state ...about every 3 months)

I never let myself lose touch with her.
We used to go roller skating and we were SO HOT ...with our big 80's hair and shit...and we would unzip our pants on the way there , so they wouldn't be less than "skin tight" , she also knew how to sew, so every time I would LOAN her a pair of my pants ...she'd have the damn things all taken in ...to fit her "less fat" thighs.


Anyhow ...since she does not have a blog YET......she's the first one who answered my stolen meme .... so here are HER answers.....

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Name 3 things in your refrigerator:
bag of big stick Popsicles,lettuce,tomatoe


What's your current relationship status?
single to mingle



Ever have a near-death experience?
Yes, at three yrs old I choked to death on some silly putty,fire men brought me back to life.



Name an obvious quality you have.
pretty eyes



What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Goodbye to you



Any celeb you would marry?
Vincent Donofrio


Who will cut and paste this first?
Jimy,Kara



Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
Yes, My own daughter said Leeann Rhymes


Do you wear a watch? What kind?
No,

Do you have anything pierced?
2 in each ear(did my second set at Lena's house when I was 16) and I did my nose.


Do you have any tattoos?
Yes, wreath of roses around rt ankle(would rather have given birth, it effing hurt that bad)


Do you like pain?
Refer to previous answer.

Do you like to shop?
There seems to be something wrong with me...cause I dont


What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Oatmeal and malto-meal.


What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card?
replacement tips for my home electrolysis kit


Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
My Daughter

What is on your desktop background?
Pooty on the couch


What is the background on your cell phone?
Pic of Kara in her big sunglasses.


Do you like redheads?
My sister is one..


Do you know any twins?
My little sisters are twins.


Do you have any weird relatives?
Its finding the normal ones that becomes the challenge.


What was the last movie you watched?
Second Hand Lions (my b.f. and I cried).


What was the last book you read?
Grimms Fairytales


Is there such a thing as love at first sight, or it is more likely to be "lust at first sight"?
More like an undeniable connection that words cant explain..


What's your favorite book?
The dictionary



When was the last time you visited the street where you first lived?
twenty years.
When was the last time you googled your own name?
omg...never.


What was/is your favorite subject at school?
Chamber Singers


What was is your least favorite subject at school?
Math!Ditto!


Do you like having your photograph taken?
I take alot of myself...I get pretty bored


What time were you born?
10am.


Ever seriously questioned your sanity?
Yes.


How many phone numbers do you have remembered and can say off the top of your head?
Maybe 3 ,


Can you limbo?
Not hardly.


Have you ever killed your own dinner?
No! I would never be able to eat it if I did.


How long have you been living at your current residence?
1 month


What phobias do you have?
Black widow spiders,

What's your ideal breakfast?
Corn pancakes,two lightly poached eggs on top with a taste of honey.


Where are you right now?
In my room, that is also the livingroom nice and spacious


Why do you blog?
I havent started one yet.


What would you call your autobiography?
Cerebral Flatulance


What's the longest time you've stayed out of the country/where?
1 week...Mexico


Do you use ICQ, AIM, etc..?
Not now..


Do you have nightmares frequently?
no, just bizarre dreams


If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Yes


Which TV character could you be friends with?
Dahrma


What's on your mouse pad?
My mouse...lol

What is your ring tone?
classic telephone (the only one I can hear, due to my loss of hearing)


What did you watch on TV last night?
for the first time in history, it was off.

Scary movies or happy endings?
Happy endings, of course. :)


All my girlfriends ROCK!I love you guys! :)

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Holy crap ...look at my garden!







The squash

















The tomatoes



















I hope this is not the whole crop! lol











or this either....

the first Mini squash...








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Hope all's good in your worlds !

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6 comments:

SOUL: said...

awesome!!!!

HI KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O remember me??? the pain in the ass tag along little sister :))
i LOVE that i am not the only one in the world who can only hear the boring normal phone ring-- i have hearing loss too-- and i can't relate a damn jingle-or song to a phone, or i don't hear it-- (high five!)


and smocha-- woo hoo on the "garden-- go you !!

if evas 6 ft tall.. i'm sure there are plenty of places she can get in the lake and STAND.. don't you have a depth finder on your boat?? hell.. you could stand on her shoulders in 6 ft of water and still be over your head .. LOL-- ROFLMAO //// i'm just kidding ! i couldn't resist.

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Anonymous said...

I have never heard you speak of Kim..... talk ofter? see? nose pierced? I can't swim, once I got on a raft and believe you me, it's NOT a good idea for you to help her on one! She needs to stay in the boat! auntie j

Mary said...

My heart goes out to your friend with the new divorce. It's not easy to hear that you're no longer wanted. Been there, done that. It's a bummer.

Enjoyed Kim's meme. Nothing like old friends.

Garden: Now there's proof positive that you have a green thumb. Lookin' good!

desert dirt diva said...

soul i'm still laughing.... that was pretty damn funny... i met kim once sorta in bakersfield.. that was a terrible time....
good job on the plants.....well its been days since i've been here so i better go read everyones blog s......later

myomyohi said...

The plants look awesome. You might turn out to be a gardener yet.

Here's your meme.

Name 3 things in your refrigerator:
Kaylee’s milk, apple juice, cheesy hotdogs

What's your current relationship status?
Married

Ever have a near-death experience?
Not yet

Name an obvious quality you have.
bushy eyebrows

What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
row, row, row your boat

Any celeb you would marry?
Never been asked

Who will cut and paste this first?
no clue

Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
Nope

Do you wear a watch? What kind?
No

Do you have anything pierced?
just my ears

Do you have any tattoos?
Yes

Do you like pain?


Do you like to shop?
Only if I have money to spend


What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
a can of pop


What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card?
gasoline on the way home

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
My mother

What is on your desktop background?
Smoky Mountains

What is the background on your cell phone?
My husband in the mountains

Do you like redheads?
yes

Do you know any twins?
yes

Do you have any weird relatives?
Weird is relative (literally)

What was the last movie you watched?
Don’t remember

What was the last book you read?
Bearenstein Bears

Is there such a thing as love at first sight, or it is more likely to be "lust at first sight"?
Lust

What's your favorite book?
?

When was the last time you visited the street where you first lived?
I travel that road on a regular basis

When was the last time you googled your own name?
When I get done with this….

What was/is your favorite subject at school?
Goofing off


What was is your least favorite subject at school?
Math

Do you like having your photograph taken?
Hell no. I am extremely un-photogenic.

What time were you born?
who knows.

Ever seriously questioned your sanity?
sometimes hourly

How many phone numbers do you have remembered and can say off the top of your head?
a lot

Can you limbo?
Yeah right.

Have you ever killed your own dinner?
Yes I have.

How long have you been living at your current residence?
Combined 23 years

What phobias do you have?
Burning or drowning

What's your ideal breakfast?
Something tasty that someone else cooks and cleans up

Where are you right now?
Right here

Why do you blog?
To amuse Smocha

What would you call your autobiography?
I haven’t really thought about it

What's the longest time you've stayed out of the country/where?
4 days - UK

Do you use ICQ, AIM, etc..?
I don’t even know what these are…


Do you have nightmares frequently?
no, don’t even remember my dreams very often anymore


If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
I would like me, but I don’t know if I’d let me be friends – not very social

Which TV character could you be friends with?
Christopher Lowell

What's on your mouse pad?
My mouse

What is your ring tone?
Rock star

What did you watch on TV last night?
America’s funniest home videos

Still feeling neglected?

SOUL: said...

update this thing---
whaddaydoin
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