I just went to the "bacon buffet" all by myself for breakfast .Something awful happened. I could barely eat my food because I couldn't stop thinking about the awful thing.
What was it, you ask? Ugh, it's so hideous I can barely say it.
The cashier.....she ...she..
the ......SENIOR discount!
Isn't that special?
Now that my self esteem is shot to hell. I think I better get myself a nice room at Shady Pines.