Monday, May 26, 2008

Pees and fireworks

Happy Monday all!

Well, some of my latest comments are longer than my memory lol, so we're going to make them a part of this post.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does it not surprise me you went on the wrong night? Glad it was you and not me on the rough waters! auntie j

May 25, 2008 9:09 AM

***I'm sure it doesn't surprise anyone who KNOWS me. :)

Blogger SOUL: said...


********* Ha ! I actually DID warn him about said "curse" .Naturally he scoffed . I think he has seen it in action enough by now, that he some where deep down ...has to believe it. :)

OH LORD-- I did-- (holy crap-- i am NOT going back to change those caps!)

anyhow-- mine had seen and felt the curse prior to marriage and still went forward-- so anything he touches turns to shit now-- and it's HIS own fault--he WAS forewarned.

******** Ditto I'm afraid that when Eva decided to be my Real estate partner ...SHE also became afflicted with the curse.

about the sweet-indestructible phone--i do know your spouse well enough to know he insured that thing---
tell him to say it was stolen-- perhaps from an airport bathroom or something--?? i'm sure YOU can come up with something LOL

they will replace it for his deductible of --prolly fifty bucks.

i'm not dishonet really---- i'm just not rich-- and that is whay we pay insuranse-- correct?

********He hasn't called yet to see if it was insured. I want to go find the stupid thing. If he's willing to let it die on the bottom of the lake , I'm sure one of my kids would love to have it.:))

and btw-- how the hell did it "fall into the lake?"

was he hangin off the side, chatting???

********* I am saving this answer for LAST ...since EVERY one asked .:))

only US ya know--

anyhow-- have a grand day-- and be careful on the lake-- that is exactly why we don't go on the water on holiday weekends-- too many crazy people!

May 25, 2008 9:24 AM

Blogger desert dirt diva said...

yes i am too curious on how the indesrtutable phone fell into the water.......why are they having fireworks on the lake.. can't believe you waited uh for how long??????before you found out that they are tonight..

******* They had fireworks for Memorial day. they do it every year.

glad to hear hubby is home.. how long this time?..

********* He goes back to Mayberry in the morning.


May 25, 2008 3:26 PM

Blogger myomyohi said...

First the new glasses, now a phone. Is he clumsy or cursed?

****** cursed. LOL

So, what's going on with spouse. Inquiring minds are nosey. Staying, going, wth?

********* going. just waiting for all the pieces to fall into place.

Bro and I worked in yard all day, and both got burned to a crisp. Me with my lily white skin, which is now flaming red and hurting. His face is pretty red, but he normally doesn't burn & peel like I do.

********* we also got burned to a crisp yesterday. Do you ever get tan?

May 25, 2008 7:57 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I, too, am fascinated by how one drops a cell phone into the lake. I think the water over there in fireworksville is about 50 ft deep. I do have an underwater TV camera that can go down 60 feet, has little halogen headlamps on it to see at that depth. If you know precisely where you were floating we can drop the camera down and take a look - has to be precisely because at that depth the camera can only see 12 inches. G5

********* Sa-weet!!!! lets look for it! I kind of marked the spot my mind. I know almost exactly where it is. AND it was right by that little island it may not be that deep there.

May 25, 2008 11:33 PM

Ok ...there we have the comments to the comments :)

Except for THE burning question: How the hell did he drop the phone into the lake?

I didn't explain HOW it happened because I thought it just may be TMI.
But ...since inquiring minds want to goes :)

Picture's dark out, the lake is as rough as the ocean. fool on cell phone decides to stand on the back of the boat and take a wizz (a pee, a leak) while not missing a beat of his phone conversation.

I am assuming one needs 2 hands to take a wizz (a pee, a leak) so he automatically does the shoulder /neck hold on the cell phone. The boat lurches to and fro....He can barely stay standing in one spot......
BYE BYE cell phone :))

And THAT my friends is how one drops a cell phone into the lake. :))


Yesterday we went out on the lake from about noon til4 . It was wayyyy too hot to stay out of the water. My face was dripping sweat after about 10 minutes out there.

The water is now up to 82 degrees. BTW. Once you're in it's fine.

Being a holiday weekend ...the cove was packed with boats.

AND one of the boats of the naked-o's was out there as well. In all their gross naked glory.

That's them in that farthest boat. *cringe*

Our friends and neighbors Nosey and G5 were out there too . They tied up with us for a while.



By the time we got home...I was ready for my nap!! But nooooo...I never got to take one.

Hubby cooked steaks on the egg. we ate and then I was even MORE tired.

By 7 P.M. I was on the couch ..barely able to keep my eyes open. when my spouse kept saying "NO! don't fall asleep! we're leaving in a minute."

Back out to the boat with our sunburned selves to see the fireworks (on the right night ) LOL

It's pretty neat. So I'm glad we went.

There's so many boats lined up when it's time to leave ,it looks like a boat freeway.

Too bad my camera takes lousy night pictures.

Y'all should have been there:)

Not sure yet what my plan is for today. Hopefully something fun/funny or exciting will happen today.

have a great day in your worlds!

luv me


simonsays said...

Smocha - I love the format...and this post really cracked me up. The image you painted of hubby, the phone and the WHIZ, LOLOLOL. Too bad for him, it seems that men do some of the dumbest things, and we are the one's they call ditzy! Why oh why do men think it's okay to pee and talk on the phone at the same time? Anyway, thank you for the chuckle this morning, I needed it.

Love the pics. I hope your day today is awesome and peaceful. :)

Mary said...

I missed a couple of posts but sure am glad I caught this one. I laughed until I teared up reading about the wonderful phone. Bless his heart do you think that he might have learned that it's difficult to do two things at the same time and impossible to manage three - talk, whizz, and balance?

I could, at this point, post about how my hubby went into the woods and bushed to "hunt his ball" while playing golf and ended up with a mega rash of poision ivy keeping him awake for days. I won't though because he reads my blog.

myomyohi said...

That was a better explanation that I had imagined in my mind. I thought maybe he had a bit too much to drink, leaned over the edge and dropped it accidentally. I can just see him trying to balance, talk and pee all at the same time, all the while looking like a human hood ornament.

Bro is napping on the couch. We just started to take the bikes out for a spin but a storm in moving in. We're hoping it will blow through and then clear off so we can go.

Anonymous said...

Now we are famous. Nosey and I are in Smocha's blog! (everybody gets their 15 minutes). Nosey thanks you for taking a decent pic - she feels she is not photogenic at all. Funny about the phone - and yes men can whiz with one hand but it takes two hands to zip up. Unless of course, he has such a super large wang that it takes 2 hands to hold up the sheer weight of it. Maybe he shoulda stepped back into the boat before zipping, ya think? Anyway we will take the underwater video camera and go find that phone one of these days. Just like finding the Titanic. I will maneuver the mini-cam, you can watch the monitor and scream when you see a phone. Lord knows what else we may find on the bottom. But once we find it, how to get it up to the surface? I have a large magnet, wonder if that little phone is magnetic? Prolly not. G5

SOUL: said...


i too thought it was just a clumsy conversation too close to the edge--
whoda thunk it-- peein, talkin, and posin for hood ornament of the year all at the same time.. LOL.. i love the hood ornament thing-- that is just too funny.

soulman pees off the boat too-- ya know that's just not right-- i don't have nowhere to pee -- unless i hang my butt off the back-- and i just don't do that-- anymore. :))

i thought you guys had a bathroom on yours-- btw-- why did he not use THAT??

so anyhow-- yep-- looks like fun...

and just for grins-- did you laugh your ass off when he dropped his phone-- or did you keep you mouth shut in fear of assholism?

i prolly woulda laughed-- even though the assholism would have surely been on the way. LOL

happy tuesday poops-

Smocha said...

Makes me think twice about ever borrowing a mans cell phone. LOL
Men ARE the ditzy ones.

Mary, I think I got that one figured out.LOL

Myoh,man am i glad WE got out of Ohio. :)You poor thing. You are in the never ending winter.

G5 , Nosey is cute as a button. She takes good pictures! We need to hurry and look for the phone. No telling if it's even savable at this point.

ROFLMAO at this :
"Unless of course, he has such a super large wang that it takes 2 hands to hold up the sheer weight of it. "

Yeah, I'm sure that was the problem. :)

Soul, We both did laugh about the phone. Luckily no assholism was involved. :)
We do have a bathroom , but the stupid door is broken so we have it taped shut right now. ack!

have a wonderful day in your worlds y'all .

Luv me