Well, it's that time of year again. You know when the new spring fashions start showing up in the stores. We get that first glimpse of the hideous crap we are expected to actually pay money to wear.
WHY? Why do they do this to us EVERY year? Am I wrong, or does it just keep getting uglier?
Presenting the spring 09 collection:
"um Honey ,can you carry me everywhere we go, 'cuz I can't possibly walk in my new spring shoes?"
Long skin tight shirts? Seriously, WHO besides a 10 year old could look good in this?
I am speechless, this is so ugly. They found a warehouse of old material from the 70's, is that it?
And this? Would you pay 80 bucks for this?
Yeah," my mom called , she wants her MOO MOO back!"
"Can I be a stripper who can't walk?"
"Mrs. Brady? Is that you?"
Long shirts with that stupid band on the bottom. Who can that possibly flatter?
UGH! I think this is my old maternity shirt from 1980.
Do women not look and feel fat enough?
WHO would pay money for this??
How 'bout these? You KNOW if they look this crappy on a toothpick they are really gonna look bad on US.
Maybe they should make that baggy waist a little higher.
Oh ....like THIS ! NOT!
Here it is ladies.....that sailor suit you've been missing since you outgrew it ,when you were 6!
I give up. No wonder I dress like a bum.
I'm going up to the attic and get last years ugly clothes and hope to God some of them still fit me.
Have a wonderful day and don't bother going shopping.