Stuff that went wrong :
Boat stuck on lift - $127.00 to remedy
Vicki missed her connecting flight.
Soul nearly got in a bad wreck
Motel in Y city gone to hell in a hand bag
Water main broke at motel, no running water
Vicki stepped in dog crap right outside motel door, barefooted
Soulkid left her 600.00 camera at motel
Diarrhea accident at crystal mine (never mind WHO it was)
Soul got a tick at the cemetery
I had to get new tires
Soul had to have her car checked for damage after her near wreck
Fishing cut short by impending thunderstorm
Number of fish caught- Zilch
Times I drove the wrong way in
Vicki left her wallet at the motel in
Vicki lost her phone at
Thrift stores we called looking for her phone –about 7
(phone was found after it spent the night at
Days we were trapped at home waiting for plumbers and drywall repair guys -2
Bad foods eaten :Chicken fried steak,numerous buffets,grilled hot dogs and sausage,numerous cans of chicken spread,potato chips,fried chicken,fried squash,bacon, grits,chocolate eclair cake, blueberry cake and pecan pie.
Pounds we gained in 2 weeks – at least 5
Times we were at each others throats in
Times I naggingly said "Do you have your phone? Your wallet? " -about 5 million
Scary black dude tried to hit on me in ghetto goodwill.
Fun times had in spite of it all - countless
Vacation with my homies :Priceless
" What the &^%$ is a shoehorn?"