Hi ya'll ,
I stole this meme from Tina over at
This is going to be one LONGGG weekend. Everything is closed and hubby is still hogging up all the band width. (?)
** When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I look just like I did when I was 12 in this dark bathroom (the light broke a few months ago)
** How much cash do you have on you? –
** What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR? –
** Favorite planet? –
**Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? –
There’s only one person on there, my spouse
** Do you label yourself? –
Crazy cat lady
** Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing? –
None .I’m wearing some ratty lookin’ white socks
** What were you doing at midnight last night? –
Sleeping like an old lady. Duh.
** What did your last text message you received on your cell say? –
Probably some junk mail from my cell phone company
** What's a word that you say a lot? –
** Last furry thing you touched?-
** How many drugs have you done in the last three days? –
Thyroid pills,Alli and Effexor
** Your worst enemy? –
Myself. I don’t have any enemies.
** What is your current desktop picture? –
A picture of my kids
** What was the last thing you said to someone? –
The dining room light is burned out (to my spouse)
** If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? –
Show me the money baby!You think I want to fly around out in the wind? Um ,NO!
** Do you like someone? –
Yeah lots of some ones
** The last song you listened to? –
All the single ladies (on the news)
** Where did you live in 1987? –
** Are you jealous of anyone? –
** Is anyone jealous of you? –
I seriously doubt it
** Where were you when 9/11 happened? –I was at home when the first plane hit. My son called me and he had heard it on the radio. I went in to work that day and they had planned a belated surprise party for my getting married that summer. There were roses on my desk and everything. Well that little party quickly went to hell in a hand bag. Instead, we all stood glued to a fuzzy little black and white TV.
** What do you do when vending machines steal your money? –
Get enraged. Especially if I was really hungry or thirsty
** Do you consider yourself kind? –
Yes I do .Some people may not get my sense of humor though.
** If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? –
Right over the top of the ugly one I currently have on my shoulder.
** Would you move for the person you loved? –
Do you see where I am? I guess that’s a yes.
** Are you touchy feely? –
No but I can hug people occasionally
** What’s your life motto? –
Nothing’s free and nothing’s fair. So don’t expect it to be.
And This too shall pass.
** Name three things that you have on you at all times? –
Cigarettes, cell phone, reading glasses
** What’s your favorite town/city? –
** What was the last thing you paid for with cash? –
** Can you change the oil on a car? –
NO! I suppose if my life depended on it I would figure it out.
** Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her? –
My first love is no longer among the living.
** How far back do you know about your ancestry? –
Probably 5 generations back
** The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy? –
I wore a long taupe dress that was too flippen tight, at my sons wedding. I couldn’t wait to get that thing off .I changed for the reception into a less miserable dress.
** Does anything hurt on your body right now? –
Surprisingly no. But my hands are freezing and numb.
** Have you been burned by love? –
** Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? –
Gross, no! I never heard of doing such a thing.
** What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated? –
My spouse, he’s 9 years older than me. He hates my music.
** Were you popular in high school? –
If by popular, you mean all the pot heads were the only people that were nice to me then, yeah .I was always the new kid. No one even knew who I was.We moved about every 3 or 4 months.
** Have you ever been on a blind date? –
Yes, about a thousand years ago.
** Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?? –
A few.If I've kept them that long it means I really love them :)
** By what age would you like to be married? –
Too late .Been married most of my adult life.
** Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them? –
It doesn’t usually come up. not, unless I was going to sleep with them. Otherwise I couldn’t care less. Well, that's not true, I may give them a lecture. LOL
** When you eat out, are you a good tipper? –
Yes .Ex waitress , I usually pre-bus my own table too.
** What's the most you have spent for a haircut? –
About 35 bucks.They always ruin it no matter what the cost.
** Have you ever peed in public? –
Many, many times. I won’t say where .
** What would your last meal be before getting executed? –
Chilli con queso, fried potatos, chicken fried steak and gravy ,some fried squash, some fried okra and a crème filled chocolate donut.
** Do you have any phobias? –
Plenty! Heights, bugs, snakes, murderers, burglars, public speaking, fire, overflowing toilets, I could go on all day.
** What are your plans for the future? –
The immediate future, I’m going home. I’m going to drive my truck to all the stores and shop ‘til I drop. I’m going out to eat Mexican food. I’m going to bask in the sun.
** Do you walk around the house naked?-
Hell no! That’s a sight even I can’t handle.
** Would you rather be blind or deaf? –
Either would be awful but I guess I’d go with deaf.
** Do you have any special talents? –
Unless you count cat whisperer, then no.
** What do you do as soon as you walk in the house? –
Put down my stuff and remove coat,hat,scarf and gloves. Usually while cussing about having to wear coat,hat,scarf and gloves.
** Do you like horror or comedy? –
** If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you date? –
Can’t think of one chick I would date.
** If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be? –
** What did you dream last night? –
I can’t remember but I woke up talking in my sleep.
** What is your favorite alcoholic drink? –
White Russian. But they’re too fattening.
** Have you ever or are you in love? –
Yeah I guess that’s the technical term.
** Do you sing in the shower? –
No but I talk to myself or cats
** Would you ever get plastic surgery? –
In a heart beat. Who wants to pay for it?
Happy Friday Peeps!