Monday, July 20, 2009

Is that a 12 pound mouse in your pocket?

This is how a crazy cat lady being a crazy cat girl.

We had 2 of these Siamese cats when I was about 5 or 6 years old. Charlie Wong and Suzi Wong.

One time I woke up at the crack of dawn and Suzi was having kittens right there in my bed. (cat midwife from WAYYY back)

We had these cats around the time that my parents split up. At the time we lived in puerto Rico.

My mom and us kids flew from there to Arkansas. We brought the cats of course. Did my mom buy the cats a plane ticket?

Heck no, that would be too normal.

What do you imagine she did? Go on guess for a minute.......I'll wait.

Ok, what she did was drug the cats with some phenobarbital and put them in a bag like this.

She cut a few air holes near the bottom of the bag.

And then she gave the bag of drugged cats to yours truly..

Even at 5, I must have been socially phobic because I did not want people looking at me. Well, there I am hauling around my bag of dead weight cats ,everyone is looking at me, staring and laughing.

I finally look down and see that the cats tails are hanging out of the air holes. Everyone knows I am smuggling cats.

(like it was the idea of a 5 year old)

If I had gotten caught, my mom probably would have said "I never saw that kid in my life!"

5 year old cat smuggler arrested at at 11.

Leaving your kid holding the bag......not cool people. Not cool.


My man gets home tomorrow! WOO HOO!!! I have not seen him since frekin' January.

Speaking of which.....we have still not totally paid off the expense of the "quarantine fiasco" and now we get to add more to it, like Cavutos $750.00 plane ticket.It makes me SICK!!!
Too bad there's no one I can sue.Gah!

Hey, how come they don't have round trip tickets for cats? That's crap.

Self, don't even go there.

So, anyhow.....I have been busy cleaning and getting the house in order. I always like to start out fresh so he(hubby) can mess it all up from scratch.

(love you Honey :))

Back to work.

Have a great hump day Peeps!


Creative Problem Solver said...

I can't wait to see you old foges!

Anonymous said...

I think it was Susie E gave to RoRo. I love that pic of you. You were a cute child. But, you had to grow up! Teasing. Cute kids turn into pretty ladies. I don't remember yall smuggling cats back. Leave it to E to think of that! We need the rain, even tho we got an inch and half the other day. Usually your hubby brings rain! I didn't realize it'd been that long seeing him! aj

desert dirt diva said...

man that was to funny, I'm sorry That is so frigging crazy.....I can't believe your mom drugged them cats... ok yes i can , she must'va wanted them bad!

Anonymous said...

LMAO about the cat smuggling. You really need to write a book and put this in it. I guarantee that it will be a best seller and after reading it, everyone will want to meet you and you can go on Oprah and have book signing events at all major bookstores. You have lived an unbelievable life and it ain't over yet. Please tell me that there is a chip under Cavuto's skin. G5

Anonymous said...

Yes, I agree, seems like your love of cats started with you Mama, I didn't know her and it seems she was crazy??? Wonder what her blog would've been like. Oh Well, Have Happy days with Hubby. :))

Creative Problem Solver said...

Hot damn, just a few more days until vacation! Weee!

BPOTW said...

Definitely a creative solution! Thanks for sharing.

Jeve (aka John and Steve) said...

love that story about the cats!

Pearl said...

Great story about the cats!

Anonymous said...

Noticed you're reading other posts...update this, you hawg! aj