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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Vignettes of a crazy woman....

Yesterday, on my way to the grocery store I was about to freeze to death so I ducked into this home decor type store to warm up.They had their candles on clearance so I bought some tea lights.



A few hours later ,with my new candles burning, I'm sitting on the couch reading a book called "Love my rifle more than you" and watching TV.




All of a sudden .....I smell fire. My candles and the plastic tea lite holders have burst into a little raging fire , right there on my coffee table!



OMG! If I had been upstairs or something ,the cheap glass holders would have shattered and the whole house could have burned down.




I managed to get the fire out before that happened but man, the smell was bringing back the horror of The Very Bad Curse Day.

(If you haven't read that, it's the day my truck burned to a crisp in about 5 minutes)
Go ahead, I'll wait.



Fire is SO scary.



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Picture it ,my spouse and I are driving down the road on our way to the grocery store (the absolute highlight of our weekend) I am going out of my mind with boredom .


Me "Ooh! I know, I could put makeup on you."


Him :glances at me like I have 3 heads "what?"


Me "When we were kids ,my sister used to lay her head in my lap and I'd put makeup on her, just for something to do."


Him "I'm not your sister."


Well, No and you ain't no girlfriend either, ya pooper.

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Roller coasters scare the crap out of me .....but if I could get where I needed to be like this (without freezing) ,I may try to get over that particular phobia.






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Today I had to go get blood drawn ,just for my thyroid check. UGH! I called and tried to change my appointment to Friday ." Sorry, we're fully booked"


I wake up and see the frost all over everything. Oh how I miss my truck.
















I had to walk to the bus stop, wait for the bus, rush though town to find the clinic,then I went to the library , rushed my ass back to the bus stop and walked home.


It started raining while I was on the bus home.The wind started blowing too.


I am a "tropical" girl. This kind of experience makes me say many bad words.I can NOT like it.



I'm a cold ,depressed beeotch.