Sunday, February 20, 2011

Recent scenes from around here......

Copenhagen made of Legos






Lego Dragon





Lego guard






Some Spire




hair fiasco!




So dreadful :((((






spoiled O'reilly on the counter




Our trash shute




4 cheese pizza. they put one type of cheese on each quarter of the pizza.





Nasty fungus pizza with whole slices of ham.






The restaurant













                                                             happy boring Sunday peeps!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Dear winter, I hate you with a murderous passion.....

















The wind was SOOOO F'n hideous today that I had to walk bent over at the waist to cut through it ,in order to achieve any forward movement.


The wind was stronger than I was.








Anyone blessed  (with supersonic hearing) enough to be near me ,probably heard me cussing outloud though the itchy wool hat, ear muffs and scarf ,covering my face ....pinned in place by the ear muffs.




There are no words to describe how much I DESPISE you, February!!!

Friday, February 11, 2011

A jumble of a story.......

     




  Ola ya'll,



I'm still having insurmountable problems with blogger ,once I put pictures ..I can't put text.
Gah!


So..here's the story with yesterdays pictures.



Well...I must back track first , night before last we went out to dinner with a coupld of hubby's work guys. We went to Royal Garden chinese restaurant .My "blind girl date " reccommended it to me. I must say it was fabulous.



Although, we had a hell of a time finding the place , reason being, I was supposed to print the directions...AND my husband was supposed to meet me at the subway at 6:45.
I forgot to print them and he forgot to quit working.



Well, I get to the meeting spot. No one is there. Pretty soon ,one of the guys shows up. So him and I wind up walking around for an hour looking for the place.
(and waiting for them )




The wind was blowing our heads off. He offered me his hat at one point . I was all " I have one in my bag, thanks , I was just hoping to not have to ruin my hair."




We asked for directions twice, walked...walked...found dark streets ,found an oriental strip club.....no Royal Garden. We finally walked BACK where we started and went into some place and got a drink ,while we WAITED for the rest of them to QUIT working!




I sat there having a drink with my spouses friend/coworker ,telling HIM all about my "girl date".




Hubby finally shows up in a cab to get us. We get to the restaurant and realize that we had been right down the street from there, we just walked the wrong direction.Gah!




I started writing this last night, it's now the next morning and I have no idea of what dinner had to do with the story of the pictures now. Damn you ,senility!
Perhaps I just wanted to tell you about dinner. lol




We had some crispy duck that was to die for! And we even got to take a cab all the way home. Woot!



Hmmm...so anyhow...the next day I was supposed to take hubbys suit pants to the dry cleaners. The dry cleaners is over by the cemetary where I took pictures, a while back.




I took the train over to Taarnby,walked a few blocks to the dry cleaners and then I was planning to check out the shops by the train station for some shoes for hubby.
Right as I get back to the train station I see a bus pull up and it says "Dragor" on the front of it. Dragor ,as it turns out, is where my husband has been ordering the cat litter from.
You know, the cat litter I wasted days of my life waiting for!




I could have just taken a suitcase and picked the shit up, if I knew where the "dog and cat store " was, in Dragor.




So, I haul ass and jump on that bus, hoping I will see the cat litter store. About 5 minutes into the ride, we're out in the country. I'm talking fields, horses, farmland.
Pretty soon I can see the water, and the huge bridge .I am assuming that is the bridge that goes over to Malmo ,Sweden.




Next thing you know we're in this gorgeous little village with all yellow buildings.I hopped off the bus and walked around taking the pictures you saw. I can't wait to go back there when it's warmer and things are blooming. Wow! was it a cool little place.




I never did see the cat litter store ,but it's there somewhere :)



                                 
                                           There you have it....the rest of the story  and a peek into my flea brain. :)


                      
                                                     Happy Friday Peeps!

Sunday, February 6, 2011

GRRRRRRRRR

Ugh! I'm soo mad about the changes made on blogger. Nothing works any more. I can't move my pictures, I can't change my design, I can't even put text into a post once I have pictures.




I can not email for help, even my counter doesn't work any more. My computer "knows" that I am in Denmark...so all my shit is in Danish.




I'm ready to pull my hair out. I'm also blinder by the day .I can barely see ,much less read and try to decifer Danish. I feel like mary Ingalls when she slowly went blind.





I have wasted 3 entire days of my life ,waiting for cat litter to be delivered.The wind has been beyond gale force, for days. I had to wear an itchy wool hat .My hair looks like dog crap.I'm still fat,even though YES...I'm back on a few cigarettes....(yes, I KNOW you're ashamed of me .So am I!)
My spouse nags enough for all of you , trust me on that.So...no need people, no need.




I've also wasted exasperating days of my life ...searching for a set of sheets. Such a simple thing ,no? Well, an impossible thing ...HERE!




I finally ventured out and pieced together...one blue jersey fitted sheet, one black "Plain sheet" (flat) 4 crappy ,no thread count pillow cases, and 2 crappy duvet covers. Ta da!
We now have a conglomeration of a sheet set, in oh such a lovely pattern too.





While i was out in the ghetto, errr...somewhere buying the sheet parts, i took a few pictures as I was walking accross the bridge with the wind blowing my itchy wool head off.





You will have to peice all the pictures yourself...as to what goes with what....




The only other news I have is tomorrow, I have a blind "girl date" .LOL
I have a blind date with a potential girl friend. (as you know, I mean friend ,friend,by that. Fellow crazy cat woman. )



I'll let ya'll know how it goes ;)




See the damn unorganized pics below. (click 'em to make 'em big)
















after

after

do my eyes seem too far apart to you?

Annoyer cat...errr adorable cat :)

Bunny cat

Naked guy with many babies. I have no idea.

old school

looks just like the olden days,no?

really old horse at the blue cross thrift store

awesome pic at the same place

dishes up for bid

cute bag I got for 10 kronar
hideous BEFORE


Note the grafftiti

How 'bout now? such a shame. It's every where

so ugly ,I should remove it.



Luv Me

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Do you miss me?

 I got nuthin''ya'll ...I've been dreming up a storm though ..so here's a dream rerun. Hope it's new to you :)

 

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Quick, get a BIG plunger...............

Picture it, We're at this huge hotel for some live church function. We do not even have a room ,so we're stuck there waiting ,in various conference rooms with hoards of other people for 2 days.



I am married to my last husband ,Tommy. He showed up right from work and is dirty ,wearing holy pants .
At one point ,I notice that the end of his wing wang is hanging out one of the holes. Oh that's lovely.



In one of the conference rooms ,I find myself somehow in charge of watching other people kids. One is a baby boy who refuses to sleep and keeps puking all over his dressy outfit. The other is a little black girl ,maybe 3 or 4 . Her hair is just little short tufts of cotton , in a few spots on her head.



At one point ,on the second day . I go all the way to the other end of the hotel .go in the bathroom and try to clean my hideous self up. I happen to be wearing enough clothes that I leave some of them behind. Don't ask me why>>> but I decide rather than throw them in the trash, I will flush them down their industrial toilet.


Well, let me tell you, a pair of jeans , socks and a shirt don't flush very well, industrial toilet or not.


As I exit the room , i hear the water of the over flowing toilet start hitting the floor.



I hightail it back to my end of the hotel ...acting all innocent. (what toilet?)



I get back to my "waiting room" and continue taking care of the baby boy. The little girl is gone, her mom must have taken her to eat or something.



Pretty soon , they return. Imagine my HORROR as the little girl starts blabbing ,in front of everyone "why did you overflow that toilet? I seed yer clothes in there."



Church ladies are staring at me , mouths hanging open. I try to grab a tuft of hair on the little girls head to drag her over to me and shut her up!!



No deal...The tufts are too short to grab. ack!!
I am in Hell!!!



Someone gets on a phone and says "we found the toilet lady"
Oh sweet, now I'm going to jail for breaking the toilet.



(in case you don't know, overflowing toilets has been a nightmarish phobia of mine for as long as i can remember)



Then Cavuto mercifully woke me up. :))



If your dreams are any indication of your level of insanity ......I am pretty far gone baby!



Every night is something like this.
No wonder I wake up exhausted.



What do YOU dream about??? Hmmmm???