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 I got nuthin''ya'll ...I've been dreming up a storm though ..so here's a dream rerun. Hope it's new to you :)

 

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Quick, get a BIG plunger...............

Picture it, We're at this huge hotel for some live church function. We do not even have a room ,so we're stuck there waiting ,in various conference rooms with hoards of other people for 2 days.



I am married to my last husband ,Tommy. He showed up right from work and is dirty ,wearing holy pants .
At one point ,I notice that the end of his wing wang is hanging out one of the holes. Oh that's lovely.



In one of the conference rooms ,I find myself somehow in charge of watching other people kids. One is a baby boy who refuses to sleep and keeps puking all over his dressy outfit. The other is a little black girl ,maybe 3 or 4 . Her hair is just little short tufts of cotton , in a few spots on her head.



At one point ,on the second day . I go all the way to the other end of the hotel .go in the bathroom and try to clean my hideous self up. I happen to be wearing enough clothes that I leave some of them behind. Don't ask me why>>> but I decide rather than throw them in the trash, I will flush them down their industrial toilet.


Well, let me tell you, a pair of jeans , socks and a shirt don't flush very well, industrial toilet or not.


As I exit the room , i hear the water of the over flowing toilet start hitting the floor.



I hightail it back to my end of the hotel ...acting all innocent. (what toilet?)



I get back to my "waiting room" and continue taking care of the baby boy. The little girl is gone, her mom must have taken her to eat or something.



Pretty soon , they return. Imagine my HORROR as the little girl starts blabbing ,in front of everyone "why did you overflow that toilet? I seed yer clothes in there."



Church ladies are staring at me , mouths hanging open. I try to grab a tuft of hair on the little girls head to drag her over to me and shut her up!!



No deal...The tufts are too short to grab. ack!!
I am in Hell!!!



Someone gets on a phone and says "we found the toilet lady"
Oh sweet, now I'm going to jail for breaking the toilet.



(in case you don't know, overflowing toilets has been a nightmarish phobia of mine for as long as i can remember)



Then Cavuto mercifully woke me up. :))



If your dreams are any indication of your level of insanity ......I am pretty far gone baby!



Every night is something like this.
No wonder I wake up exhausted.



What do YOU dream about??? Hmmmm???