This is how a crazy cat lady starts....by being a crazy cat girl.
We had 2 of these Siamese cats when I was about 5 or 6 years old. Charlie Wong and Suzi Wong.
One time I woke up at the crack of dawn and Suzi was having kittens right there in my bed. (cat midwife from WAYYY back)
We had these cats around the time that my parents split up. At the time we lived in puerto Rico.
My mom and us kids flew from there to Arkansas. We brought the cats of course. Did my mom buy the cats a plane ticket?
Heck no, that would be too normal.
What do you imagine she did? Go on guess for a minute.......I'll wait.
Ok, what she did was drug the cats with some phenobarbital and put them in a bag like this.
She cut a few air holes near the bottom of the bag.
And then she gave the bag of drugged cats to yours truly..
Even at 5, I must have been socially phobic because I did not want people looking at me. Well, there I am hauling around my bag of dead weight cats ,everyone is looking at me, staring and laughing.
I finally look down and see that the cats tails are hanging out of the air holes. Everyone knows I am smuggling cats.
(like it was the idea of a 5 year old)
If I had gotten caught, my mom probably would have said "I never saw that kid in my life!"
5 year old cat smuggler arrested at airport......film at 11.
Leaving your kid holding the bag......not cool people. Not cool.
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My man gets home tomorrow! WOO HOO!!! I have not seen him since frekin' January.
Speaking of which.....we have still not totally paid off the expense of the "quarantine fiasco" and now we get to add more to it, like Cavutos $750.00 plane ticket.It makes me SICK!!!
Too bad there's no one I can sue.Gah!
Hey, how come they don't have round trip tickets for cats? That's crap.
Self, don't even go there.
So, anyhow.....I have been busy cleaning and getting the house in order. I always like to start out fresh so he(hubby) can mess it all up from scratch.
(love you Honey :))
Back to work.
Have a great hump day Peeps!
