I SOOOO have nuthin' .
The other day my spouse and I were in the car ,he was driving , I was hanging on to the door handle (like that would save my life) and I tired to act normal (like I wasn't on the verge of death at every second) I was trying to be all non challant,right, so I say "I'm having a hair crisis."
My husband turns away from the wheel and looks at me with rapt attention.... (yeah right) lol
NO, my husband scoffs and says "Don't you have one of those about every other month?"
Ummm scoff if he must...I never even finished my crisis story.
This hideous limescale ridden water was making my hair look just like THIS.
Orange hair....with dark roots, if that ain't a f'n hair crisis ...I don't know what IS!
(and BTW, if had her money , I would NEVER look like that!)
Ummm, NOOO , if he ever actually looked at me , he would know that I have one about every YEAR or so.
His motto is " Leave the shit alone !"
Hello!!!!
People that do look at me. Remember when I "left the shit alone" for about 2 years? It was brown and about 2 feet long?"
He never said diddly squat , is it good? is it hideous?
I never had a clue.
It was fine, as long as only strangers saw me. When my "loved ones " saw me .....they had darling things to say like "OMG! Why do you look like THAT?" "OMG! you look so much better as a blond." "I like you better with blond hair."
(That last was from my husband ,once when we first met ,and once in 2004 ,when I went to Sweden)
My sister should recognize HER comment. :)
Why can't I just be "good enough" , as the ugly thing that God meant me to be?
I'm back, in all my ugly glory baby!
Let's see if my dahlink notices when he gets home Friday.
(I have MORE to say about this....lol ....but I'll spare you, for NOW)
You're welcome. lol
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Apparently I've been a little too sarcastic lately because some people think I'm in an awful state.
Sorry guys. (I got that from my dad) But really, I'm fine. Well, as good as I can be .
I've gotten a routine ...sorta,
Hubby and I have gotten used to living in the same house again.
It actually takes me longer to do the chores in this cracker box than it does at home. (and I'm not bitching about THAT....that's my job)
So, yeah, I don't know anybody yet, but I 'm ok. Really. (Thank God for Effexor) lol
Even if we were at home...this IS the boring season.It's really just missing happy hours and lunches with my girlfriends.
If I get BAD ...everyone will know...Y'all know I can't keep my yap shut.
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Several peeps have asked about Monkey.Well, there's where we go downhill. :(
Her AND Cavuto have been on these pills , for a 2 week period. This was supposed to calm them BOTH down enough to get used to each other again.
That ain't happening. Monkey is still licking her stomach bald, growling and hissing at not just Cavuto, but O'reilly as well .She looks so skinny , I have to lock her in the bathroom to try and make sure she eats. I'm not sure she does even then.
The worst part is, my husband has spent a fortune to try and fix this situation...the vet, pills for TWO cats , the stupid air freshener pheromone thing.......
and he hasn't been here to see the lack of solutions.
I'm going to have to try and see if the lady can come over this weekend and "meet Monkey"
I can't let her( Monkey) go on like this.
The other day ,Cavuto attacked her and ripped a bunch of her hair out. (Again) It's not like he does it on purpose. She will sit there and growl and hiss at him for 5 minutes, (he has no idea why) and then he'll just fling himself at her ,kick her with his claws and her fur is flying EVERYWHERE ,so does O'Reilly. Her defensiveness makes THEM aggressive towards her.
Say a prayer ......
Luv me
