oh joy, what could be crappier than waking up in a foreign country with ONE cigarette and NO car? Oh believe me...there are even crappier things :)
Such as......
WHY ,WHY ,WHY???did I only bring ONE pair of glasses?
Picture it, Fareham, the library.
I'm standing there ,hurriedly looking for decent books when all of a sudden my glasses fall right off my face onto the floor.
When I blurrily look down onto the library carpet I see the glasses in one spot and one of the arms of the glasses was half way accross the room.
Oh great....now I'm frekin' blind! I scotch taped them together and have spent HOURS on the Internet looking for new ones...but noooooo ! All they have are those little ,skinny old lady "half" glasses.
I REFUSE to wear that shit!!!
I refuse to look THAT old!!
And then there's this one......(note TMI coming ,you may want to skip this part)
Some of you know this, most probably don't but..hey we're all adults here....I have a paralyzed colon. (Don't know why or how and naturally the doctors never did anything to correct it)
I can literally go weeks without pooping. Not pleasant, let me tell you.
Well, about 2 years ago I once took some Alli to try and lose a few pounds......and what miracle should occur? I didn't lose any weight, but I was suddenly able to go potty like a normal person! Woo hoo!!
Well ,before I came to England I read that Alli was now available here. great, I'm all good.
Not! Picture it...Fareham, the Boots pharmacy,a few days ago.....I stand in the line forever ....I finally get up to the counter and say "I'd like some Alli"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't been trained to sell that, she'll have to help you"
Points at clerk next to her.
I get over to HER line and then I am told that I am "not allowed to buy Alli because I am not fat enough"
Lovely. I guess I don't need to tell anyone who hasn't gone potty in 2 weeks now, do I?
Yeah, so I'm tired, ugly ,blind and full of crap.
What's new with you?
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The few thrift store finds I've made........
cat statue
cat carving
flesh eating flower and candle holder
hideous lamp (they're ALL hideous) like this
When my spouse first came here he bought ONE curtain panel for each window. WHY?WHY? WHY? would he do it? I don't know.
But trust me, it is butt ugly!
ahhhh...a complete set of ugly curtains :)
from the thrift store
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My son started a blog with his 2 room mates where they all bitch about each other. It's pretty hilarious.
This link is to the first post , just click on newer post to keep reading. (at the bottom of each post ,you will see which room mate wrote it)
http://theaudacityofroommates.blogspot.com/2009/10/porch.html
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Also...speaking of that son and those room mates....they'll be looking for a new one soon. Out in Jacksonville Florida......tell your non crazy kids or friends.
Wesley Black
Our house is spacious, we have a fenced in back yard, dishwasher, garage and hot tub.
Requirements are pretty basic: must be gainfully employed, must not be hopelessly addicted to any drugs, must not have thieving or vandalizing tendencies, must be willing to either lock yourself in your room at all times or do you part in keeping the house clean.
We are located near NAS Jax. 2 minutes from I-295. ...
1/3 of the rent is $400 - Plus 1/3 of the electric and cable.
Let me know if you or somebody you know may be interested.
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And lastly...... prepare yourself..cuz this is ugly..... the whites of a cats eye are something that is never meant to be seen.
This is Monkey after Cavuto came NEAR her :(
