55 days, 20 hours, 35 minutes and 23 seconds smoke free.
1955 cigarettes not smoked.
$611.52 and 14 days, 22 hours of your life saved.
Your quit date: 3/25/2009 12:00:00 PM
That's the good news.
The bad news is ,in 55 lousy days I have now gained 18 pounds. WTF????
This would seem physically impossible.Well I assure you it IS possible. I now look just like a dark Sally Struthers. I dug some of my fat clothes back in the house the other day. Good thing I didn't sell all of them at my yard sale. This sucks sooooo bad:(
And NO ,I have not been on a constant 55 day long eating binge. This is BULL!!
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More good news.......The cleaners found my dress,which probably won't fit me by then anyway. Woot!
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When Cavuto woke me up this morning I was having a simply awful dream........
I had gone back to my first husband. He was dirty ,smelly and shit poor.And he kept smoking pot right in front of the kids. The kids were still young in my dream, maybe 4,6 and 8.
We were all living like migrants in a shack with a bunch of his siblings.
Robert was working at some kind of meat packing plant. Horse meat. In the back ,all over the ground there was dead rotting carcasses and pieces of carcasses.The woman that owned the place was going to give me a tour and show me what his job was.
The stench of dead horse bodies was so gross. I had my hands over my nose and mouth. As we tried to step through the carnage i said "These are my only shoes."
With a sweep of her arm she said "here's what he does."
There he was ,sitting right on the ground in the rotting horse parts. Apparently his job was to pick the rotten hunks of meat up and toss them into a wheel barrow and take them somewhere.Right then he tossed a big ole hunk of rotten flesh as big as a ham and with a sickening thud ,it landed right on my chest and fell down into my shirt.
I was bent over ,gagging trying to get it away from me and blessedly I hear a soft meow and get a slap of a paw in the face . Cavuto woke me up just in the nick of time.
Oh my Lord! That was awful!!!
I haven't layed eyes on the fool in over 20 years and I still have dreams about him. Horrible dreams about going back to him. WTH??
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More good news......
The boat is Un-winterized!So I shall be out there soooon!
if you see a giant white thing out in the lake ,it is NOT a lost whale. It's just me, trying to get a tan.
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Happy humpday Peeps!
