Quick, get a BIG plunger...............

Picture it, We're at this huge hotel for some live church function. We do not even have a room ,so we're stuck there waiting ,in various conference rooms with hoards of other people for 2 days.



I am married to my last husband . He showed up right from work and is dirty ,wearing holy pants .
At one point ,I notice that the end of his wing wang is hanging out one of the holes. Oh that's lovely.



In one of the conference rooms ,I find myself somehow in charge of watching other people kids. One is a baby boy who refuses to sleep and keeps puking all over his dressy outfit. The other is a little black girl ,maybe 3 or 4 . Her hair is just little short tufts of cotton , in a few spots on her head.



At one point ,on the second day . I go all the way to the other end of the hotel .go in the bathroom and try to clean my hideous self up. I happen to be wearing enough clothes that I leave some of them behind. Don't ask me why>>> but I decide rather than throw them in the trash, I will flush them down their industrial toilet.


Well, let me tell you, a pair of jeans , socks and a shirt don't flush very well, industrial toilet or not.


As I exit the room , i hear the water of the over flowing toilet start hitting the floor.



I hightail it back to my end of the hotel ...acting all innocent. (what toilet?)



I get back to my "waiting room" and continue taking care of the baby boy. The little girl is gone, her mom must have taken her to eat or something.



Pretty soon , they return. Imagine my HORROR as the little girl starts blabbing ,in front of everyone "why did you overflow that toilet? I seed yer clothes in there."



Church ladies are staring at me , mouths hanging open. I try to grab a tuft of hair on the little girls head to drag her over to me and shut her up!!



No deal...The tufts are too short to grab. ack!!
I am in Hell!!!



Someone gets on a phone and says "we found the toilet lady"
Oh sweet, now I'm going to jail for breaking the toilet.



(in case you don't know, overflowing toilets has been a nightmarish phobia of mine for as long as i can remember)



Then Cavuto mercifully woke me up. :))



If your dreams are any indication of your level of insanity ......I am pretty far gone baby!



Every night is something like this.
No wonder I wake up exhausted.



What do YOU dream about??? Hmmmm???

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Happy Tuesday peeps!



I'll be back later after my thrilling day unfolds.

id·i·o·syn·cra·sies ,Do YOU have any?

WordNet -
idiosyncrasy

noun
a behavioral attribute that is distinctive and peculiar to an individual
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I've been thinking about doing a post on this for a while now, I've just been SOOOO busy.

Think about it , idiosyncrasies can make or break relationships. They can drive people wacko. They can endear you to people. Even animals have them. (Mine do)

So, have you ever thought about "yours" ? What are they? Do they make people love you? Make you quirky and cute? Make you seem strong? Crazy? Helpless?Manipulative? Hateful? Adorable? OCD? Annoying as hell?

Are they all "out there" for the world to see? Or do you hide them?
Chances are, you can't really hide them......so lets spill our guts about our idiosyncrasies ,shall we?

I'll go first. :)

Ok, here are some of mine:


1. When I clean my house ,I always do it in the same order. You know...kitchen, dining room , living room, office, bathroom 1...etc......

2.If I don't say "outloud" that I am taking my medicine.....I won't remember ...2 minutes later ,if I took it or not. So ,I say "outloud" to the cat "I'm taking my pill Cavuto"

3.I constantly hum an unidentifiable tune , or whistle "and the casons go rolling along"

4. I talk to myself, even in PUBLIC!!!(you know you've been alone too long if...)

5.I have to have a huge "side pillow" to sleep.

6. I can't shut up during t.v. shows or movies. (yeah , my husband LOVES it) lol NOT!!

7. I frequently read ,WHILE I'm watching t.v.

8.I'm so scared of wrecking , that I drive with BOTH hands on the steering wheel in a death grip. I have calluses from driving.

9.I am constantly "picking Up" after my husband (or whoever is around) They will lay down a cup or a spoon ,for a minute .....next thing I know ,I hear "what the hell did you do with my spoon/cup/socks/underwear/banana peel?"

"um..It's in the dishwasher/washer/trash."


10.I play with my hair . Have as long as I can remember too. Very annoying.

"stop doing that, it makes you look crazy!" (husband)

"you flick that hair at me one more time ,i'm unuh kick yer ass" (chow line,boot camp)


11.When I eat a meal, I save one bite of the yummiest thing to be my "last bite"

12.Oh, apparently ,I eat while on the phone. But truth be told, I only do that if it's my sister or poodles on the phone.:))

13. I carry a little basket from room to room (or to the neighbors)with my 3 phones and my cigarettes in it.

14. I'm totally scared of everything. I sleep with knives, guns and pepper spray. (maybe I'm kidding, maybe I'm not) Stalkers. llolol
Have it in my purse too. :)

15.When I HAVE to use a public bathroom.....I will tear off the paper that some one else "tore off" (touched)and throw it away. Then ,when i wash my hands ,I use my paper towel to open the door and if their trash is too far from the door , I'll just have to throw it on the floor.
The older I get ,the more germ- a-phobic. go figure. :)

Ok...I think that's enough for now. :)))

Sound pretty annoying? OCD? Crazy? LOL

It's human nature baby. We're all crazy. So ,consider yourselves tagged!!!

Let's hear 'em!!!

Luv me.
P.s. I got ALLL that work done today. In the right order , of course. Then I had to take a nap.