OMG! Did you see that slut in the pool?

Well today is "down to the wire" day. Tomorrow morning at the crack of dawn is my yard sale. Usually the shoppers errr crackheads start showing up long before we even have the stuff put out or our hair combed .

















The last time I had a yard sale ,I put in my ad "early birds will have to clean out my cat box."
The day BEFORE the yard sale ,my doorbell rings .

"Who is it?"

Crazy, geriatric black lady answers "I'm here to clean out your cat box."

She was hoping to scope out the goods a full day early.That's the earliest bird I've ever heard of.













My aunt Mary Lou will be joining me in the fun ,as she usually does. She''ll be arriving this afternoon with her yard sale goods in tow. Floozie2 ,next door,will also be having a sale.
Floozie1 has no crap to sell (because she isn't a packrat OR a compulsive shopper) but she will come hang out with us for the day.










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Yesterday Cavuto woke me up at 5 A.M. ,fine I had a ton of work to do anyway. I did all my chores and then ran my errands. I got home and see that NO ONE is in the pool. For weeks it's been like a city swimming pool out there. Everyone has had company, we've had renters up the ying yang and more screeching kids than I personally care to endure. I can't even remember the last time I've been out doors.



I immediately got my swimming garb on ,grabbed my basket containing(cigs,ashtray,glasses,book,phones) got my raft and made a beeline for my empty pool.
Oh the serenity! Lying there on my raft,hearing nothing but birds and the distant sound of nail guns down the street.



I happened to notice that it was 1:00. This is normally my nap time. Pretty soon some old couple comes out to the pool. That was fine. I was half asleep. They were silent. A few times I felt myself jerk like I had almost fallen asleep.Eventually ,I glance at the clock with my blind self and think "hmmm, I've been out here an hour,better go in. "



I get in the house and when I see the clock on the stove it doesn't say 2:00 ,it says 4:00 . Holy crap ! I was out there for 3 hours! Apparently sleeping. I just hope I wasn't laying there with my legs all spread apart or something. Needless to say ,I am burnt to a crisp.




Awesome.




As you can see ,me and my sunburn better get busy.


Have a great day ya'll!