You dance like a whore.......

Hi ya'll,


Well, I doubt if anyone wants to hear all about my packing and cleaning....so lets take a little trip down memory lane , shall we.


My sister, who is 4 years younger than me, has let go of her youthfulness. This morning she had the nerve to tell me that my beloved Nickelback was teenage-y.


She is just not listening with a young heart.When "I" listen , It transports me back in time.


Picture it.......San Diego ,California. Around 1988.My sister was in the Navy , I was single (one of the rare times in my life) We were young , semi beautiful and nothing stood in our way of having a good time.


We used to go dancing all the time. Sometimes we went to this place in Imperial Beach .It was Country on one side and Rock on the other. On this particular night we had gone to the Club on the Navy base.


At the time ,my leg was broken in 3 places. Complete with cast and crutches. I was still going dancing.


Most of the people we met and danced with were Navy kids. And by "kids" I mean most of them were kids to my ripened age of 25. More like 19 and 20.


It was safer times back then . Sometimes we would bring kids home to play poker. And God help them if they fell asleep. We would promptly break out the nail polish and give them a paint job. Which they would be sporting when they showed up for work the next day.


I digress.....ok , where was i? Oh ,ok ...there we are at the base club. There is this girl dancing , she is acting like a total slut. Remember, back then we were dancing to Rock , no humping people, mostly no one was even near each other.Nothing at all like the dancing of today.


So my sister and I are in the bathroom and who comes in? Slutty dancer.
My sister apparently feels it is her duty to inform the girl about her sluttiness. So she is standing there by the sink and she looks the girl up and down and says"You dance like a whore."


This made the girl none too happy.She storms out of the bathroom, probably to assemble her friends to help her beat the tar out of us.


We decide it would be a good idea to get the hell out of there. So we try to hurry to the car. Well, no easy task ,on CRUTCHES. (hello)


We manage to hobble me to the car as fast as possible and by the time we head down the street . There is Slutty Girl ,in the middle of the road ,ready to attack the car.We feel something hit the car as we zoom by. We never knew if it was her hand (now broken) or her shoe, a baseball bat. Whatever.


If you happen to read this slutty girl, who knew you were way ahead of your time . LOL


Don't let your hearts get old People. All it takes is some Nickleback and I am 25 again :)

Happiness lies in never growing old at heart.

Have a great day guys.

Luv me